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Raptor Jesus is a Paradox

If Raptors are militant atheists and Raptor Jesus is a raptor, does Raptor Jesus believe in himself?


Raptor Jesus Has a Sad

Raptors, ironically, do not believe in Raptor Jesus, because Raptors are militant atheists.

Noted Raptor Theologian, Shawn Hopkins