Raptors are excellent at Call of Duty, though they prefer Black Ops 2 to Ghosts. If one is offering to join your clan, you should take them up on it.
Actual velociraptors were about the size of a small turkey. The raptor used in Jurassic Park was closer to the Deinonychus (dye-NON-ik-us). That, however, is tougher for most to pronounce and if they had gone with it, we probably wouldn’t have the Philosoraptor. To be quite frank, that’s not a world I want to live in.
The law firm Sampsoni, Cabazai & Dromaeosaur LLP and the Council of Raptors today announced intent to pursue a class-action discrimination lawsuit against Schlage, a well-known manufacturer of round doorknobs and other related products. When asked how the unfortunately shaped doorknobs had impacted its life, the Council representative screeched incomprehensibly.
Raptors have an unnatural fear of beagles. If you’re in the vicinity of a raptor and the jazzy piano stylings of Vince Guaraldi begin to play, tread lightly.
Political studies suggest that we will have a raptor in the White House within the next decade. Analysts are unsure if the raptor will be the president or eat the president.