News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptor Fun Facts

Raptor Jesus Has a Sad

Raptors, ironically, do not believe in Raptor Jesus, because Raptors are militant atheists.

Noted Raptor Theologian, Shawn Hopkins


Raptors vs. Mark Dacascos

Even if he were heavily outnumbered by raptors, Mark Dacascos would still win.


Raptors Are Eco Friendly

As raptors cannot drive, they run to work in packs or take public transportation.


Call of Duty Raptors

Raptors are excellent at Call of Duty, though they prefer Black Ops 2 to Ghosts. If one is offering to join your clan, you should take them up on it.


A World Without the Philosoraptor

Actual velociraptors were about the size of a small turkey. The raptor used in Jurassic Park was closer to the Deinonychus (dye-NON-ik-us). That, however, is tougher for most to pronounce and if they had gone with it, we probably wouldn’t have the Philosoraptor. To be quite frank, that’s not a world I want to live in.


Evil Genius Raptor Prefers Chinchillas

Human evil geniuses have cats. Raptor evil geniuses have chinchillas.