News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptor Fun Facts

Raptor Jesus Has a Sad

Raptors, ironically, do not believe in Raptor Jesus, because Raptors are militant atheists.

Source:
Noted Raptor Theologian, Shawn Hopkins

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Raptors vs. Mark Dacascos

Even if he were heavily outnumbered by raptors, Mark Dacascos would still win.

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Raptors Are Eco Friendly

As raptors cannot drive, they run to work in packs or take public transportation.

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Call of Duty Raptors

Raptors are excellent at Call of Duty, though they prefer Black Ops 2 to Ghosts. If one is offering to join your clan, you should take them up on it.

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A World Without the Philosoraptor

Actual velociraptors were about the size of a small turkey. The raptor used in Jurassic Park was closer to the Deinonychus (dye-NON-ik-us). That, however, is tougher for most to pronounce and if they had gone with it, we probably wouldn’t have the Philosoraptor. To be quite frank, that’s not a world I want to live in.

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Evil Genius Raptor Prefers Chinchillas

Human evil geniuses have cats. Raptor evil geniuses have chinchillas.

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