News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptor Fun Facts

Raptors Preferred Literary Genre

62.7% of modern published Victorian Romance novels are sold to raptors.

[Source: Raptor Popular Culture Statistician, Edward Liu]


Raptor Repellent

UPECO produces a repellent called, “Raptor” that repels mosquitoes, not raptors.


Raptor Musicals

If the hills were alive with the sound of raptors, it would be terrifying.


Raptors are Helping

Blueberries and cherries are 90% dependent on honey bee pollination. The remaining 10% is done by raptors with tiny paintbrushes.

[Source: Noted Raptor Behavioral Researcher, Edward Liu]


Tetris Raptors Unite

Some raptors use their problem-solving intelligence for non-lethal means. The current reigning Tetris champion is a raptor and he did not win by eating his competition.


Raptor Jesus is a Paradox

If Raptors are militant atheists and Raptor Jesus is a raptor, does Raptor Jesus believe in himself?