News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptor Fun Facts

Raptors Preferred Literary Genre

62.7% of modern published Victorian Romance novels are sold to raptors.

[Source: Raptor Popular Culture Statistician, Edward Liu]

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Raptor Repellent

UPECO produces a repellent called, “Raptor” that repels mosquitoes, not raptors.

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Raptor Musicals

If the hills were alive with the sound of raptors, it would be terrifying.

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Raptors are Helping

Blueberries and cherries are 90% dependent on honey bee pollination. The remaining 10% is done by raptors with tiny paintbrushes.

[Source: Noted Raptor Behavioral Researcher, Edward Liu]

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Tetris Raptors Unite

Some raptors use their problem-solving intelligence for non-lethal means. The current reigning Tetris champion is a raptor and he did not win by eating his competition.

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Raptor Jesus is a Paradox

If Raptors are militant atheists and Raptor Jesus is a raptor, does Raptor Jesus believe in himself?

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