News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptors are Helping

Blueberries and cherries are 90% dependent on honey bee pollination. The remaining 10% is done by raptors with tiny paintbrushes.

[Source: Noted Raptor Behavioral Researcher, Edward Liu]

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Tetris Raptors Unite

Some raptors use their problem-solving intelligence for non-lethal means. The current reigning Tetris champion is a raptor and he did not win by eating his competition.

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Raptor Jesus is a Paradox

If Raptors are militant atheists and Raptor Jesus is a raptor, does Raptor Jesus believe in himself?

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Raptor Jesus Has a Sad

Raptors, ironically, do not believe in Raptor Jesus, because Raptors are militant atheists.

Source:
Noted Raptor Theologian, Shawn Hopkins

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Raptors vs. Mark Dacascos

Even if he were heavily outnumbered by raptors, Mark Dacascos would still win.

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Raptors Are Eco Friendly

As raptors cannot drive, they run to work in packs or take public transportation.

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