News and Fun Facts from a world where Raptors and Humans Co-Exist

Raptor Riding a Shark, Carrying Dynamite and Firing a Submachine Gun

Outside of the clearly photoshopped text, this photo of a Raptor riding a shark, while holding dynamite and firing a submachine gun looks entirely legitimate to’s editorial staff. We welcome our readers to take a good look at the lifelike photo and add their thoughts to this discussion.

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Raptors vs. Zombies?

The Council of Raptors has pledged its support in the hypothetical, but clearly impending zombie apocalypse.  A faction of raptors oppose the decision because zombies seem like they’d have a terrible aftertaste. Human opposition to this alliance argue that raptors who bite zombies may turn into zombie raptors. If zombie raptors become a thing, we may have to rely on our equally inevitable robot overlords to save us all.


Raptors Preferred Literary Genre

62.7% of modern published Victorian Romance novels are sold to raptors.

[Source: Raptor Popular Culture Statistician, Edward Liu]


Raptor Repellent

UPECO produces a repellent called, “Raptor” that repels mosquitoes, not raptors.


Raptor Attack Kicks Out the Beats

Electronic musician and raptor, Raptor Attack posted some sweet tracks at his SoundCloud account. Raptor Attack also goes by the pseudonym, Adam Brockmeier. He hails from Pensecola, known for its raptor communities, and was classically trained in piano. Insert tiny dinosaur arms joke here.


Raptor Musicals

If the hills were alive with the sound of raptors, it would be terrifying.